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  Dec 11, 2001 Dec 4, 2001 Nov 27, 2001 Nov 20, 2001 Nov 13, 2001 Nov 6, 2001 Oct 30, 2001
  Oct 23, 2001 Oct 16, 2001 Oct 9, 2001 Sept 25, 2001 Sept 18, 2001 Sept 11, 2001 Sept 4, 2001
  Aug 28, 2001 Aug 21, 2001 Aug 14, 2001 Aug 7, 2001 July 31, 2001 July 17, 2001 July 10, 2001
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June 19, 2001 June 12, 2001 June 5, 2001 May 29, 2001 May 22, 2001
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2/12/026
TF Correspondent Jesus Christ Files Report on Olympic Experience
In Defense of Iron Mike Tyson
Adult Film Making: Sport/Not a Sport?
Experimental Olympic Sport Adds Some Mormon Flavor to Utah Games
Olympic Spotlight: 5 Women to Watch
Twisted Rant: WHY UTAH!!
Panthers Re-Join Texans in NFL Expansion
2/5/026
Shaq Badly Injured in Street Brawl with Woody Allen
NBA Players to Adjust Personal Budgets for Illegal-Hit Fines
Warner Blames God for Loss
Tuna, Keyshawn Elope In Vegas Super Bowl Wedding
Rams to Live "As a Team" During Off-Season
Why the NFL Isn't Just About Tough Guys Anymore
1/29/026
LOVE Blooms for Australian Open Women's Doubles Champions
A-Rod Offers to Restructure Contract to Obtain Trade to Montreal
Twisted Fans Contraction Exclusive: Shocking Truth of Twins Attendance Records
Unfamiliar with the NFL's Tuck Rule? Here Are 5 Little-Known Sports' Rules That May Baffle You!
Matt Schroeder's Super Bowl Notebook:
 » Governor Gamble Public Funds
 » Madison Avenue Plans Fight Club-style Commercial Spots
 » Summerall Set to Leave with a Bang
U.S. Troops Working Hard to Capture Bin Laden for Halftime Execution
Nevada Commission Revokes Tyson's Boxing License, But NY ASPCA Grants Him Dog License
1/22/026
Selig on the Lam from Players Union
When NFL Referees Attack
NFL Quarterbacks Agree:  No More Tucking
Spurrier Out, "Emeril" In
Is the K-Cebo Jinx for Real?
1/15/026
Kournikova Documentary Captures "A Beautiful Behind"
Butch Rogaine Interviews Rebel Oakland Kicker Sebastian Janikowski
Asteroid Narrowly Misses Earth, Hits Warren Sapp
1/8/026
10 Things We've Learned from the 2001 NFL Season
Testaverde Says Press Misunderstood his Claim that they Misconstrued his Words
Shaq Confesses: "Milli Does the Vocals On All My Rap Albums"
1/1/026
Twisted New Year Resolutions
Muhammed Ali: 2001 Retrospective
Yet Another Moral Victory
12/25/016
Issel Apologizes For Vocalizing True, Racist Feelings
Sneak Peak of Eddie G.'s New United Way Commercial
Butch Rogaine Reviews the Christmas Sports Flick Deidre and Ty
12/18/016
Jeremy Giambi Arrested Again -- This Time In NYC
Wizards Coach Resigns, Citing Lies on Resume
Greenpeace Storms Siragusa's Mansion
Injured NFL'ers Start Own Fantasy League
Open (& Insane) Letter to Jelena Dokic
12/11/016
TF Exclusive: Butch Rogaine Interviews Jeff Van Gundy
Mets Name Piazza's "Son" as New Third Base Coach
Free Agent Bonds Kidnapped by Golden Gate Troll
New UPN Game Show Pits NBA Stars Against Each Other
In the Spotlight: How Will the Jets Fail Next?
12/04/016
Congress to Announce "Anna's Law"
Dick Jauron's Charmed Life
Homeless Boston Man Claims to Be Panhandling "To Buy the ‘Sox"
In Homage to His Faith, Boxer Changes Name to ‘Duma Barstard'
Butch Rogaine Interviews Terry Glenn
Levar Leroux, Inventor of Hockey Ass Maneuver, Dead at 98
11/27/016
Cowboys Suspend Emmit after RB Tests Negative for Pot
TwistedFans Gets the Inside Scoop on Sports Games for the X-Box
"I'm Jay Fiedler's Mom" Pin Doesn't Get Woman Anywhere
Early Season Turkeys in the NBA
11/20/016
Keyshawn Johnson's "Just Give Me The Damn Victory!" Hits Bookshelves
Northern Alliance Set to Pick Muhammad Ali as New Afghan Prez
Mark McGwire's 12 Keys to Baseball Success
Steinbrenner Takes Yankees Loss Out On Stadium Vendors
Stringer's Widow Escapes Metrodome with McCombs' Wallet
11/13/016
Giuliani-McCain Accord

Mavs' Zhizi Brings Red Philosophy to Teammates

NFL Week Nine: News -n- Views
NBA Commish Announces New Over 40 or Under 5 Foot League
11/06/016
Diamondbacks Await Parade in Canyon of Canyons
After World Series, Brenly Calls Yankees ‘Bush League'
Yankees O'Neill Refuses to Leave B.O.B.
Luge Star Suffers Career Threatening Injury Opening Beer
Fassel Set to Bench Collins for Being Sober at Game Time
White Substance Shuts Down Rutgers Football Practice
10/30/016
How to get ahead in Fantasy Basketball... without really trying
T-Mac and Joe Buck to Wed During Seventh Inning Stretch of W.S. Game 4
Year of Bonds Overshadows Foul Ball King
Hockey Fan Sees Puck While Watching Television Broadcast of Game!
Buzkashi: All the fun of Polo, with the added benefit of ritualistic animal sacrifice
New Agassi-Graf Baby Has Striking Resemblance to the Wolf Man
10/23/016
Madden and Rogaine Bus It
Man's 1,400 Pages of Spreadsheets Still Result in 4-9 Pick 'Em Week
Jordan Says New Injury Won’t Sideline Him For Opener vs. Knicks
Keeping 'Em Honest with Uvana Benaykdvitme: NFL Central's Upside Down
Special Report:  Yanks Fans Tired of Yanks Winning
 10/16/016
Twisted Fans Annual Baseball Awards
Aikman Suffers Sack Flashback, Goes Berserk in Fox TV Booth
Twisted F-Bay Auction
Cowboys Call on Reserves to Beat the Skins
 10/09/01 6
Mock 2002 NFL Draft: TwistedFans Predicts the First 10 Picks
Steelers Reach Out to Attract Amish Fan Base
Mets Ink Benitez to 5-Year Deal, Under Certain Conditions
Valentine Replaces Benitez, Names Mascot as Closer for 2002 Season
That Goddamned Visa Check Card Commercial On Again
NBA Athletes Donate their "Dates" to Relief Workers
 9/25/01 6
Notre Dame's Touchdown Jesus' Mural Downgraded

MLB "Bunt Race" heating up

New look Anna K. wins Tokyo Open
Bengals, Browns, Chargers, Bears make "To Not Suck" pact
2002 NBA Draft: TwistedFans predicts the first 10 picks
McEnroe relishes new role as coach of U.S. Olympic Table Tennis Team
 9/18/01
Pedro set to go under knife after arm falls off
New defense helps Niners shut down the Falcons
Expos release 15 players, cite rampant alcoholism

Jazz center Polynice announces that he won't play on Halloween

NFL Films launches Urinal Cable Channel

 9/04/01 6

U.S. Open Diary: 8/30/01

NY Liberty Dark Secret Revealed

TwistedFans' Fields Little League Team by Crash
Giants Sign Summerall to Compete with PK Morten Andersen
Barry, Sammy & Big Mac Plan Rock Tour for Off-Season
Seattle Wins Bid to Host Yankees W.S. Championship Parade
Butch Rogaine Cuts Ali Down to Size
 8/28/01 6

Interview with Barry "Nice Guy" Bonds

Rockies' Hampton Forces Trade to Cuba
Despite LLWS Loss, Giuliani Promises the “Baby Bombers” a New Stadium
NBC to Announce New Sports Reality Show “Concussion Island”
Twisted Sports Theme Restaurants
Hockey Player Builds Set of Wings, Escapes Oppressed Home to Sign With Detroit

 8/21/01 6

Snyder Psyches Up Skins Fans for NFL Blitz Super Bowl Run

Vegas Franchise to Enter NFL in 2002

New Ranger Lindros Suffers Concussion at Press Conference

Boras Runs Over Crowd with Humvee

We’ve Got Your Sports Movies Right Here!!

 8/14/01 6

Davis Threatens Moving Raiders

Analyzing Bob Brenly’s “Unwritten Rules of Baseball”

Inside the Arizona Cardinals Training Camp: "Those Gentle Birds"

 8/07/01 6

X-Gamer DQ'ed after Posing Nude in Playgirl
Mets Dump Leiter for Banana

Pete Rose Enters Hall of Fame

Winfield Shuns Yanks & Padres to Enter Hall in Ump Uniform

TF Previews the Upcoming NFL Season:  AFC

 7/31/01 6

Christ to Athletes: "I’m Not Helping You Guys Anymore!"

NASCAR Announces New Market Expansion

TF Previews the Upcoming NFL Season: NFC

 7/17/01 6

All-Star Game Moment Revealed: Roger Responsible for Tommy's Tumble
Tangled Genitals Sideline Ripken
Webber Reaches Deal with Indiana
Knicks Looking to Trade Weis to Raps
NBA Prepares for Infusion of New Blood
TwistedFans readers speak back!

 7/10/01 6

Record company delays release of controversial John Stockton CD
A.L. All-Star manager Joe Torre makes more New York additions
Shawn Kemp caught impersonating Houston Comets' team doctor
Butch tells us why Cliff Floyd didn't deserve a spot on the NL All-Star team
Why Internet voting ruined the All-Star Game
Minor League fanaticism inbred in the heart of America

 7/03/01 6

Tony Gwynn Captivated by Fauna in Cumulonimbus Cloud
Best Pick up Lines Heard at Wimbledon
TwistedFans Staff Sweeps Strongest Man Alive Contest
Knicks got who?

 6/26/01 6

Phil Jackson Prepares Reading List For 76ers
Lakers Reading List
Australian Centerfolds Open Bondage Club In New Jersey
San Diego Chicken Arrested for Dealing Crack to Kids
Most Call Him Great, I Say We Just Call Him 'Cal'
New John Rocker Controversy: Insults Native Americans, Jockeys, Sumos
Tyson To Face Multi-Cultural Boxer in Preparation for Lewis

 6/19/01 6

Clippers to Draft Iverson's Sperm with Second Pick
New Subway Series Controversy: Mets Mascot Claims "Zimmer Beaned Me"
Kobe Receives Honorary Associate's Degree
Real Shaq Found In Florida Basement Prison
Jennifer Capriati to Wed Toothless Hillbilly
Agent Master P Promises to Guide A.I.'s Sperm Down the Path to Greatness
Bile: Letter to the Editor of the NY Daily News: I Hate Bob Raissman!!
Tijuana Worms Capture Advice Guy Bry-Demand Stanley Cup for his Return

          6/12/01 6/12/01

McDonalds Mishap Makes O'Neal and Lue Late for Game 4
TwistedFans.com Fantasy Baseball News
TwistedFans.com Exclusive: A-Rod Battling Career Ending Disease!
Butch Rogaine’s Q&A with the Philly Phanatic
Jordan Confirms Return to Spotlight, But Not As NBAer
Stanley Cup Washed and Spit-Shined

      6/05/01 6/05/01

Casey at the Wheel: Supreme Court Permits Martin Use of Roadster VT on Tour
Evil NBA Conspiracy Succeeds: 76ers In Finals
Rick Ankiel Throws First Ever Special Olympics No-Hitter!
Sampras' French Open Gaffe: "I Had No Idea I Was Playing A Woman"

Tijuana Worms: Hockey Mexican Style: Full Coverage
Tijuana Worms' Foreign Ownership Promises Successful Inaugural Season
Tijuana Worms Show Community They Care

     5/29/015/29/01

NHL Prepares to Face New Competition From Mexico
A Little Piece of the XFL Survives
New Look NFL...It Ain't Just Switching Divisions
Knicks Forward Mulls Retirement

           5/22/015/22/01

Sprewell Takes Knicks' Management Into His Own Hands
Plummeting Mets Look Back to Spirit of ‘86 for Answers
Key To Devils' Success – It's All In the Name
The Story that Venus & Serena's Dad has Kept Secret for Years
TwistedFans Hall of Fame
Classic Rant: Open Letter to President Clinton Concerning Reggie Miller

Butch Rogaine

After World Series, Brenly Calls Yankees ‘Bush League'
T-Mac and Joe Buck to Wed During Seventh Inning Stretch of W.S. Game 4
Fassel Set to Bench Collins for Being Sober at Game Time
Madden and Rogaine Bus It
Jordan Says New Injury Won’t Sideline Him For Opener vs. Knicks
New Agassi-Graf Baby Has Striking Resemblance to the Wolf Man
Twisted F-Bay Auction
Aikman Suffers Sack Flashback, Goes Berserk in Fox TV Booth
2002 NBA Draft: TwistedFans predicts the first 10 picks
Valentine Replaces Benitez, Names Mascot as Closer for 2002 Season
Steelers Reach Out to Attract Amish Fan Base
Mock 2002 NFL Draft: TwistedFans Predicts the First 10 Picks
Pedro set to go under knife after arm falls off
Expos release 15 players, cite rampant alcoholism
NFL Films launches Urinal Cable Channel
Giants Sign Summerall to Compete with PK Morten Andersen
Butch Rogaine Cuts Ali Down to Size
NBC to Announce New Sports Reality Show “Concussion Island”
Rockies' Hampton Forces Trade to Cuba
Despite LLWS Loss, Giuliani Promises the “Baby Bombers” a New Stadium
Vegas Franchise to Enter NFL in 2002
New Ranger Lindros Suffers Concussion at Press Conference
Christ to Athletes: "I’m Not Helping You Guys Anymore!"

Davis Threatens Moving Raiders

Analyzing Bob Brenly’s “Unwritten Rules of Baseball”
Boras Runs Over Crowd with Humvee
Butch Previews the Upcoming NFL Season:  NFC | AFC
Butch tells us why Cliff Floyd didn't deserve a spot on the NL All-Star team
Rick Ankiel Throws First Ever Special Olympics No-Hitter!
Phil Jackson Prepares Reading List For 76ers
A.L. All-Star manager Joe Torre makes more New York additions
Most Call Him Great, I Say We Just Call Him 'Cal'
New John Rocker Controversy: Insults Native Americans, Jockeys, Sumos
Tyson To Face Multi-Cultural Boxer in Preparation for Lewis
Bile: Letter to the Editor of the NY Daily News: I Hate Bob Raissman!!
New Subway Series Controversy: Mets Mascot Claims "Zimmer Beaned Me"
TwistedFans.com Fantasy Baseball News
Australian Centerfolds Open Bondage Club In New Jersey
Butch Rogaine’s Q&A with the Philly Phanatic
Jordan Confirms Return to Spotlight, But Not As NBAer
Sampras' French Open Gaffe: "I Had No Idea I Was Playing A Woman"
Tijuana Worms: Hockey Mexican Style: Full Coverage | Tijuana Worms' Foreign Ownership Promises Successful Inaugural Season | Tijuana Worms Show Community They Care
NHL Prepares to Face New Competition From Mexico
A Little Piece of the XFL Survives
New Look NFL...It Ain't Just Switching Divisions
Knicks Forward Mulls Retirement
Sprewell Takes Knicks' Management Into His Own Hands
Plummeting Mets Look Back to Spirit of ‘86 for Answers
Key To Devils' Success – It's All In the Name
Profiles in Excellence: Butch Rogaine
The Story that Venus & Serena's Dad has Kept Secret for Years
Matt Schroeder

NBA Athletes Donate their "Dates" to Relief Workers

Notre Dame's Touchdown Jesus' Mural Downgraded

Cowboys Call on Reserves to Beat the Skins

Razor Witt
San Diego Chicken Arrested for Dealing Crack to Kids
Buzkashi: All the fun of Polo, with the added benefit of ritualistic animal sacrifice
New defense helps Niners shut down the Falcons
Minor League Fanaticism Inbred in the Heart of America
Jennifer Capriati to Wed Toothless Hillbilly
Real Shaq Found In Florida Basement Prison
Evil NBA Conspiracy Succeeds: 76ers In Finals
Willy P. Ondabich
Man's 1,400 Pages of Spreadsheets Still Result in 4-9 Pick 'Em Week
Special Report:  Yanks Fans Tired of Yanks Winning

MLB "Bunt Race" heating up

Bengals, Browns, Chargers, Bears make "To Not Suck" pact
Mets Ink Benitez to 5-Year Deal, Under Certain Conditions
That Goddamned Visa Check Card Commercial On Again
Mets Dump Leiter for Banana
Snyder Psyches Up Skins Fans for NFL Blitz Super Bowl Run

Inside the Arizona Cardinals Training Camp: "Those Gentle Birds"

Tony Gwynn Captivated by Fauna in Cumulonimbus Cloud
Casey at the Wheel: Supreme Court Permits Martin Use of Roadster VT on Tour

Tyson Scores Comeback Sex- Assault Victory

Stanley Cup Washed
TwistedFans Staff Sweeps Strongest Man Alive Contest
Profiles in Excellence:Willy P.Ondabich
Iverson Graduates from ECSU
C. Maroussi
Knicks Looking to Trade Weis to Raps
Knicks got who?
McDonalds Mishap Makes O'Neal and Lue Late for Game 4
Classic Rant: Open Letter to President Clinton Concerning Reggie Miller
K-Cebo Satashi
 
Giuliani-McCain Accord
How to get ahead in Fantasy Basketball... without really trying
NFL Week Nine: News -n- Views
Interview with Barry "Nice Guy" Bonds
Clippers to Draft Iverson's Sperm with Second Pick
X-Gamer DQ'ed after Posing Nude in Playgirl
All-Star Game Moment Revealed: Roger Responsible for Tommy's Tumble
Tangled Genitals Sideline Ripken by Dr. Vulva Von Deferens
Webber Reaches Deal with Indiana
Lakers Reading List
Profiles in Excellence: K-Cebo Satashi
TwistedFans Hall of Fame
Luscious Rosenbaum
Mavs' Zhizi Brings Red Philosophy to Teammates
NBA Commish Announces New Over 40 or Under 5 Foot League
Yankees O'Neill Refuses to Leave B.O.B.
Diamondbacks Await Parade in Canyon of Canyons
Hockey Fan Sees Puck While Watching Television Broadcast of Game!
Year of Bonds Overshadows Foul Ball King
Luge Star Suffers Career Threatening Injury Opening Beer
Twisted Fans Annual Baseball Awards
New look Anna K. wins Tokyo Open
Kobe Receives Honorary Associate's Degree
Record company delays release of controversial John Stockton CD
McEnroe relishes new role as coach of U.S. Olympic Table Tennis Team
Jazz center Polynice announces that he won't play on Halloween
Barry, Sammy & Big Mac Plan Rock Tour for Off-Season
Seattle Wins Bid to Host Yankees W.S. Championship Parade
We’ve Got Your Sports Movies Right Here!!
NBA Prepares for Infusion of New Blood
Hockey Player Builds Set of Wings, Escapes Oppressed Home to Sign With Detroit
NASCAR Announces New Market Expansion
Shawn Kemp caught impersonating Houston Comets' team doctor
Twisted Sports Theme Restaurants
Agent Master P Promises to Guide A.I.'s Sperm Down the Path to Greatness
TwistedFans.com Exclusive: A-Rod Battling Career Ending Disease!
Camby Drama Part II: Hostile Fans Kidnap the Center's Loved Ones, Demand Win In Toronto 
Knicks' Ward: "The Team that Prays Together Wins Together"
Ewing Brings Predictions Out of Retirement
 NBA
How to get ahead in Fantasy Basketball... without really trying
Jordan Says New Injury Won’t Sideline Him For Opener vs. Knicks
Kobe Receives Honorary Associate's Degree
Clippers to Draft Iverson's Sperm with Second Pick
NBA Athletes Donate their "Dates" to Relief Workers
NY Liberty Dark Secret Revealed
Record company delays release of controversial John Stockton CD
2002 NBA Draft: TwistedFans predicts the first 10 picks
Webber Reaches Deal with Indiana
Jazz center Polynice announces that he won't play on Halloween
Knicks Looking to Trade Weis to Raps
NBA Prepares for Infusion of New Blood
Shawn Kemp caught impersonating Houston Comets' team doctor
McDonalds Mishap Makes O'Neal and Lue Late for Game 4
Jordan Confirms Return to Spotlight, But Not As NBAer
Real Shaq Found In Florida Basement Prison
Evil NBA Conspiracy Succeeds: 76ers In Finals
Agent Master P Promises to Guide A.I.'s Sperm Down the Path to Greatness
Knicks got who?
Knicks Forward Mulls Retirement
Sprewell Takes Knicks' Management Into His Own Hands
Camby Drama Part II: Hostile Fans Kidnap the Center's Loved Ones, Demand Win In Toronto 
Knicks' Ward: "The Team that Prays Together Wins Together"
Ewing Brings Predictions Out of Retirement
Classic Rant: Open Letter to President Clinton Concerning Reggie Miller
MLB
After World Series, Brenly Calls Yankees ‘Bush League'
Diamondbacks Await Parade in Canyon of Canyons
T-Mac and Joe Buck to Wed During Seventh Inning Stretch of W.S. Game 4
Year of Bonds Overshadows Foul Ball King
Yankees O'Neill Refuses to Leave B.O.B.
Special Report:  Yanks Fans Tired of Yanks Winning
Twisted Fans Annual Baseball Awards
Mets Ink Benitez to 5-Year Deal, Under Certain Conditions
Valentine Replaces Benitez, Names Mascot as Closer for 2002 Season
MLB "Bunt Race" heating up
Interview with Barry "Nice Guy" Bonds
Pedro set to go under knife after arm falls off
Expos release 15 players, cite rampant alcoholism
Barry, Sammy & Big Mac Plan Rock Tour for Off-Season
Seattle Wins Bid to Host Yankees W.S. Championship Parade
Rockies' Hampton Forces Trade to Cuba
TwistedFans' Fields Little League Team
Despite LLWS Loss, Giuliani Promises the “Baby Bombers” a New Stadium
Analyzing Bob Brenly’s “Unwritten Rules of Baseball”
All-Star Game Moment Revealed: Roger Responsible for Tommy's Tumble
Tangled Genitals Sideline Ripken
Mets Dump Leiter for Banana
Boras Runs Over Crowd with Humvee
A.L. All-Star manager Joe Torre makes more New York additions
Butch tells us why Cliff Floyd didn't deserve a spot on the NL All-Star team
Why Internet voting ruined the All-Star Game
Tony Gwynn Captivated by Fauna in Cumulonimbus Cloud
New Subway Series Controversy: Mets Mascot Claims "Zimmer Beaned Me"
Rick Ankiel Throws First Ever Special Olympics No-Hitter!
Plummeting Mets Look Back to Spirit of ‘86 for Answers
TwistedFans.com Exclusive: A-Rod Battling Career Ending Disease!
Butch Rogaine’s Q&A with the Philly Phanatic
Bile: Letter to the Editor of the NY Daily News: I Hate Bob Raissman!!
TwistedFans.com Fantasy Baseball News
 NFL
Fassel Set to Bench Collins for Being Sober at Game Time
Aikman Suffers Sack Flashback, Goes Berserk in Fox TV Booth
Cowboys Call on Reserves to Beat the Skins
Bengals, Browns, Chargers, Bears make "To Not Suck" pact
Steelers Reach Out to Attract Amish Fan Base
Mock 2002 NFL Draft: TwistedFans Predicts the First 10 Picks
Vegas Franchise to Enter NFL in 2002
Giants Sign Summerall to Compete with PK Morten Andersen

Davis Threatens Moving Raiders

New defense helps Niners shut down the Falcons
NFL Films launches Urinal Cable Channel
Snyder Psyches Up Skins Fans for NFL Blitz Super Bowl Run

Butch Previews the Upcoming NFL Season:  NFC | AFC

Inside the Arizona Cardinals Training Camp: "Those Gentle Birds"

A Little Piece of the XFL Survives
New Look NFL...It Ain't Just Switching Divisions
 NHL
Hockey Fan Sees Puck While Watching Television Broadcast of Game!
Hockey Player Builds Set of Wings, Escapes Oppressed Home to Sign With Detroit
New Ranger Lindros Suffers Concussion at Press Conference
Key To Devils' Success – It's All In the Name
NHL Prepares to Face New Competition From Mexico

Tijuana Worms: Hockey Mexican Style: Full Coverage
Tijuana Worms' Foreign Ownership Promises Successful Inaugural Season
Tijuana Worms Show Community They Care
Tijuana Worms Capture Advice Guy Bry-Demand Stanley Cup for his Return

Tennis

QT&A with Anna Kournikova
New Agassi-Graf Baby Has Striking Resemblance to the Wolf Man
Best Pick up Lines Heard at Wimbledon 2001
New look Anna K. wins Tokyo Open
McEnroe relishes new role as coach of U.S. Olympic Table Tennis Team
Jennifer Capriati to Wed Toothless Hillbilly
Sampras' French Open Gaffe: "I Had No Idea I Was Playing A Woman"
The Story that Venus & Serena's Dad has Kept Secret for Years
Golf
Casey at the Wheel: Supreme Court Permits Martin Use of Roadster VT on Tour
Other Sports
Buzkashi: All the fun of Polo, with the added benefit of ritualistic animal sacrifice
X-Gamer DQ'ed after Posing Nude in Playgirl
Christ to Athletes: "I’m Not Helping You Guys Anymore!"
Twisted F-Bay Auction
Notre Dame's Touchdown Jesus' Mural Downgraded
NASCAR Announces New Market Expansion
Butch Rogaine Cuts Ali Down to Size
NBC to Announce New Sports Reality Show “Concussion Island”
Twisted Sports Theme Restaurants
TwistedFans Hall of Fame
We’ve Got Your Sports Movies Right Here!!
TwistedFans readers speak back!

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