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This week, TwistedFans Senior Staff Writer Butch Rogaine interviewed Sebastian Janikowski after his team's triumph over the New York Jets.
Butch Rogaine: Hi Sebastian, how does it feel to be going into the next round of the playoffs?
Sebastian Janikowski: It feel good Butch. I am healthy feeling now.
BR: That's certainly clear. After some foot problems, you came back to kick a couple of 40+ yard field goals last week.
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SJ: Yes, Butch, before I had some bad hobbit.
BR: Really? What kind of stuff were you doing that caused your foot infection? Or was it just maybe neglect of the foot?
SJ: No, no, I take good care of foot. It not Sebastian fault. I have bad hobbit in foot, like Lord of Rings.
BR: Huh? Can you explain that?
SJ: Yes Butch, I go to some club and drink wodka and then I driving home. I hear something in shoe while I push on gas pedal. It was hobbit in my foot.
BR: Wait, you're sure someone didn't just slip you something in your drink?
SJ: No, No! I stop car in middle of highway, take off right shoe and find hobbit growing out of my big toe. He had little arms and a little head and scream at me.
BR: What did he scream at you?
SJ: Sebastian not know, he speaking English very fast and I not able to keep up with him.
BR: So you were on the injured list because you had a hobbit growing out of your foot?
SJ: Well, that not exactly why I have infection. Sebastian see hobbit and get angry. It like having stranger in your own home. I take wrench from trunk and beat shit out of hobbit. Then I pass out in car. I wake up with foot bleeding and hobbit gone.
BR: Oh, I see. But the hobbit hasn't come back has he?
SJ: No thanks God, he not come back to my foot, but I think he might try to get into [back up kicker Brad] Daluiso's foot. I check his feet every night and he checks mine. So far so good.
BR: Thank you for your time Sebastian and good luck the rest of the way.
SJ: Cheers Butch!
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