"I'm going to the next round one way or the other," said New York Jets QB Vinnie Testaverde, who joined the Oakland Raiders Cheerleading Squad after last week's loss.
Friendless Rowing Squad Prefers That You Refer to Them As "The Crew"
HANOVER, NH - Dartmouth College's rowing team released a statement today that from now on they would like to be recognized by their peers as "the Crew."
"This new moniker will finally give us the air of 'coolness' and friendship-having that we have so desperately needed," said freshman team captain Chad Waltham III, also a complete rich, no-friend-having asshole. Waltham said that the Crew members also plan on adopting various cool pseudonyms, such as "Tha $ilver $poon," "Promdate," and "Lil' Charles Bukowski."
