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Volume 1, Issue 18 | October 9, 2001

Headlines

That Goddamned Visa Check Card Commercial On Again

Sapp Guarantees "Super Bowl Will Occur" in 2002

TF crowns Rutgers Kicker Steve Barone NCAA's Goat of the Week

Kidd Violates Domestic Violence Aftercare Program, Cuts Wife's Umbilical Chord after She Delivers Twins

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Butch Rogaine

K-Cebo Satashi

Luscious Rosenbaum

Willy P. Ondabich

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Ripken Retires

Cal Ripken

Yes, it's possible for the TwistedFans Staff to be sentimental about all the Cal Hoopla. Here's a look at how we paid tribute this year to retiring aluminum horse Cal Ripken.

• On Ripken: Wanna be like Cal, Butch Rogaine tells us how to have your own All-Iron lifestyle.
• Dr. V: Tangled Genitals Sideline Ripken
• Luscious: Most Call Him Great, I Say We Just Call Him 'Cal

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The Ballad of Barry Bonds by Greg Wyshynski

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Monday Night Football: Skins at Cowboys

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