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 Volume 1, Issue 34  January 29, 2002  


Tyson Erupts into Domesticity on The Martha Stewart Show
Curse of The Bradshaw to Haunt Pittsburgh Forever
Ted Williams to be Released from Morgue Today, Says "I'm Feeling Much Better Now."

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Rams Fined $100 Million By Feds for Ruining Patriots-Eagles All-American Super Bowl Fix
   St. Louis Rams Owner Georgia Frontiere congratulates Mike Martz shortly after the Rams clinched a Super Bowl Berth. But the loving didn't last for long after Frontiere was fined $100 Million by Head of Homeland Security Tom Ridge for directly disobeying an order from the Commander-In-Chief.
   Bush's executive order, requiring both Eagles and Patriots wins 'come hell or high water,' was drafted in a barely legible scrawl shortly before the fourth quarter of the Pats-Raiders game and immediately faxed to all referees and coaches. 
   It seems that Martz huge ego wouldn't allow the Pats-Eagles fix to go through. US Attorney General John Ashcroft is deliberating whether to bring treason charges against the coach.

• U.S. Troops Working Hard to Capture Bin Laden for Halftime Execution

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Summerall Set to Leave with a Bang

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Mosely Wants "Rematch" With Forrest
NEW YORK –  Boxer "Sugar" Shane Mosely said Monday that he would like another
severe ass-kicking served up by fellow welterweight Vernon Forrest. Mosely, whose ass got completely handed to him on Saturday night, and in the 1992 Olympic trials by Forrest, vehemently stated, "I'd like you to re-kick my ass again, Vernon." Forrest, when told of Mosely's request, just re-laughed.


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