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                        Mike Tyson Threatens to Teach Lennox Lewis' Children How to Read - His Way
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                        Genetic Link Discovered between Bob Baffert and Catherine the Great
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                        Cardinals  Edmonds Attends Vatican Meeting on Priest Sex Scandals
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                        In Next Week's Issue: "Things Overheard Behind the Toronto Maple Leafs Bench" and "Chris Webber's Style Tips"
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                        | Mike Piazza: Batter or Bowler? | 
                       
                     
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                                         Things Seen @ NJ Racetrack 
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                                      | Live band playing 'Margaritaville' for 45 minutes straight | 
                                     
                                    
                                      | Spike Lee discovering new sports outlet | 
                                     
                                    
                                      | Drunk Cursing Uncles in Tweed Suits with 12 inch Cigars | 
                                     
                                    
                                      | Two words: Leopard pants | 
                                     
                                    
                                      | Moms slapping 2-year-olds for 'picking stupid horse' | 
                                     
                                   
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