June 26, 2001

Issue #6

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Cookie Monster is Assaulted after father finds him solicitng son
The Mike Piazza-Billy Idol Nexus
Not the same ol' Clipper draft

Hingis' Stalker Wants Release after Learning Prosecutor is Her New Beau

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Casey at the Wheel: Supreme Court Permits Martin Use of Roadster
Kobe Receives Honorary Associate’s Degree
Clippers to Draft Iverson's Sperm with Second Pick
Evil Conspiracy Succeeds: 76ers In NBA Finals

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Cal Ripken Jr. announced his retirement early last week, leading to more stories about the shortstop's greatness and mention of his name in the same breath as Lou Gehrig's. In reality, Ripken was a good shortstop and someone who clearly loved baseball enough to play in 2,632 consecutive games. Read On>>


Tyson To Face Multi-Cultural Boxer in Preparation for Lewis 
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