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Volume 1, Issue 15 | Published Tuesdays | September 4, 2001


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Div. I Female Scores for Team

Bowl Sponsors Slash Funding

Upset with the intrusion of a female athlete, Ashley Martin, into the male dominated sport of College Football, BCS sponsors have indicated that they will withdraw sponsorship of all such events.
In order to make up for the revenue that all of the Division I schools will lose, Jacksonville State Coach Jack Crowe has created a Fundraiser where JSU Alumni and Students will have the opportunity to "Shower with Ashley" after every game.

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When asked what his (14 year old) son (Danny) had been doing for the last 18 months (since he was not attending school), Felipe de Jesus (Danny's father) said, "He has been eating ... and he has been playing baseball."

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