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  Volume 1, Issue 14  | Published Tuesdays  |  August 28, 2001  


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L.A. Sparks Win Best of 1/2 Game Semifinal

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Lisa Leslie Named WNBA MVP

   The Los Angeles Sparks swept past the Sacramento Monarchs 23-14 in the WNBA Western Conference Semifinals Tuesday. The Sparks now advance to the League Finals, where they will play Charlotte in a thrilling best of one game series.

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NFL Post-Touchdown Celebrations: 2001 
• The "Still-Down-by-Thirty-Five-in-the-Fourth-Quarter" Victory Stomp
• Act Deux, Tableau 3: Dance of The Sugar Plum Fairies
• The "That-Felt-Kinda-Like-'98-When-We-Didn't-Suck" Slow Waltz
• The "We Truly Respect That Defense" Group Bow
• The "Cornerback 'Til-Death Choke"

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