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Volume I, Issue 12 | Published Tuesdays | August 14, 2001


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M's Bulking up on Japanese Players

In a move to solidify their spot on top of the AL West the M's acquired Japanese athlete Konishiki to set up relief pitcher Kazuhiro Sasaki (left). Konishiki here prays for Cleveland Indians OF Kenny Lofton to break a leg (again) before the playoffs begin.
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