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June 26, 2001

Issue #6

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Cookie Monster is Assaulted after father finds him solicitng son

The Mike Piazza-Billy Idol Nexus

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Casey at the Wheel: Supreme Court Permits Martin Use of Roadster

Kobe Receives Honorary Associate’s Degree

Clippers to Draft Iverson's Sperm with Second Pick

Evil Conspiracy Succeeds: 76ers In NBA Finals

McDonalds Mishap Makes O'Neal and Lue Late for Game 4

A-Rod Battling Career Ending Disease!

Ankiel Throws First Ever Special Olympics No-No!

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Australian Centerfolds Open Bondage Club In New Jersey
Union, NJ—The Matildas, Australia's premier women's soccer team, have opened a bondage and role-play sex club known as The Koala Dungeon' in suburban central New Jersey, according to TwistedFans sources throbbing in pain. Read On>>

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Most Call Him Great, I Say We Just Call Him 'Cal'
Baltimore—Cal Ripken Jr. announced his retirement early last week, leading to more stories about the shortstop's greatness and mention of his name in the same breath as Lou Gehrig's. In reality, Ripken was a good shortstop and someone who clearly loved baseball enough to play in 2,632 consecutive games. Read On>>

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Tyson To Face Multi-Cultural Boxer in Preparation for Lewis
Las Vegas—Fight Promoter Bob Arum's gold tooth gleamed in the haze of flashbulbs that bounced off of him and his new fighter, Juan Cesar Sven Abu Jacques Zhi Wo Wojochowski. Read On>>

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San Diego Chicken Arrested for
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"I wanna get high"

Washington D.C.—In a shocking revelation this week, the world famous San Diego Chicken, star of stage, screen, and the baseball diamond, was arrested for dealing crack to children. Read On>>

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New John Rocker Controversy:
Insults Native Americans, Jockeys, Sumos Read On>>

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When you're at a bar to watch the game -- what's the guy's name who sits by himself down at the end?

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2. Geeky Gary
3. Captain Jack
4. Barney Grumble
5. I. M. Solonely
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