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Who win will the MLS Crown this season?
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Twisted Cruller
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| From Play Skool by Chris Palmer to Arrival Time by Ric Bucher |
| Welcome to The First Church of Tiger Woods |
| Shaq: Foul onto others as they Foul onto me |
Point: In Admiration of Iverson by David Halberstam
CounterPoint: No Role Model Here by Shaun Powell
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Why I Hate the NBA
By Michael Malon
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Twisted News
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Kobe Receives Honorary Associate’s Degree
Palo Alto—On the heels of helping his team win a second straight NBA championship, Lakers guard Kobe Bryant had yet another honor bestowed upon him. Last night, Bryant received an honorary Associate’s Degree in Psychology from Palo Alto Junior College. Read On>>
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Real Shaq Found In Florida Basement Prison
Kissimmee—Rescuers were stunned this week when an emaciated Shaquille O'Neal was found trapped in a Florida basement this week. Read On>>
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Jennifer Capriati to Wed Toothless Hillbilly
Wheeling—After a surprise come back in the world of tennis, Jennifer Capriatti has announced her engagement to toothless hillbilly Billy Joe Bob Seth MacGregor. Read On>>
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New Subway Series Controversy: Mets
Mascot Claims "Zimmer Beaned Me"
New York City—The Piazza- Clemens matchup may not have materialized in the latest incarnation of the Subway Series between the New York Yankees and Mets. Nevertheless, there was still evidence of bad blood -- when Yankee bench coach Don Zimmer allegedly struck mascot ‘Mr. Met’ in the head with a baseball. Read On>>
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Clippers to Draft Iverson's Sperm with Second Pick
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L.A. Clippers VP of Basketball Operations
Elgin Baylor has confirmed reports that the Clippers will draft the sperm of Philadelphia 76ers guard and 2000-2001 NBA League MVP Allen Iverson with their #2 overall pick in next week's 2001 NBA Draft in New York City. Iverson's Sperm will be the youngest player(s) ever drafted in league history. Read On>>
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Agent Master P Promises to Guide A.I.'s Sperm Down the Path of Greatness Read On>>
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Twisted Statistics
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Who are the NFL Players light music favorites?
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Barbra Streisand 22%
Celine Dion 17%
Post-88 Rod Stewart 16%
Elton John 15%
Gordon Lightfoot 13%
Peter Cetera 10%
Maurice Gibb 6%
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Twisted Trivia
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Win a prize for correctly
answering this week's
Trivia Quiz!
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Last Week's Answer
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Gary Glitter is the convicted child molester of little boys
who performed
the sports-arena anthem:
Rock & Roll 2: Gary Glitter's Greatest Hits (click&listen)
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