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Here's what some Olympians will be doing now that the 2002 Games are over:

Michelle Kwan: Bronze medal winner will be the featured manicurist at Lee Beauty & Manicure Parlor in Forest Hill, Queens, New York, filing nails while listening to Ravel's Bolero.

Canadian and American Hockey Teams: Making millions of Canadian dollars playing in smaller rinks.

Ilya Kulik: Teddy bear hugging Russian men's ice skater returns to job as roadie for Elton John.

Belarus Hockey Team: They will resume their jobs as L.A.'s highway repair crew.

Apolo Anton Ohno: Multiple medal winning short track skater will audition for title role in next Batman movie.

Sarah Hughes: Figure skating champ will begin formulating excuse for her shoplifting arrest, which is scheduled for Winter of 2006.

Luscious Rosenbaum will be lobbying to get 'Break the Ice' into the 2010 Winter Olympics.

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