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Issue #11
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August 7, 2001
Will MJ Return?
#23 back in action
Rumors abound that Jordan traded Laron Profit to free up the 3 spot for his return. However, the move also brought Brendan "The Enforcer" Haywood to the Wiz in order to exact revenge on Ron Artest for breaking MJ's ribs during workouts this summer.
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Vermeil Dance Single Reaches #1
Dick Vermeil realized an admitted "lifelong dream" this weekend, as his single "Jumpy-Jump Fever" ousted David Hasselhoff's "KITT was a Cool Car" from the top of the German Pop Charts. Immediately after hearing the news, Dick called a press conference in Kansas City to announce his retirement.
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Poll Results
In last week's poll, TF readers were vehement in their selection to bean Ty Cobb in the ass with a baseball, but in the end they felt Rickey deserved it more.
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This week's issue is dedicated to the memory of Minnesota Vikings' Tackle Korey Stringer who passed away as a result of heat exhaustion sustained at Monday's pre-season morning practice.
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