July 31, 2003

The Day the Big Apple Stood Still

“Are you as excited about Van Horn as I am!?” I said to Bo, the Pakistani man peddling Milky Ways and New York Posts.

He looked at me funny, so I asked again. “Van Horn! Are you excited?”

Bo whispered something to a co-worker, then asked that I leave. I chalked his somewhat negative reaction up to shock—the shock of getting KEITH FRIGGIN’ VAN HORN, KING OF THE BASKETBALL UNIVERSE!
Keith Van Horn arrives by Jeff Pearlman [20:22]  [ ]