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President Bush, having come to the realization that his supporters around the world are being voted out of office, has come up with a new plan to dispose of his enemies. From here on out, Dubya will insist those who oppose him are his closest friends, while those who support him are actually against us. White House Insiders point to the President's latest interview with Paris Match Magazine as proof.

“I was never angry with the French. France is a long-time ally,” Bush was quoted as saying.

“Jacques told it to me clearly. He didn’t believe the use of force was necessary. We debated it as friends.”

According to unnamed sources, the White House expects French President Chirac's downfall to begin shortly.

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