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April 30, 2003

Hangoverless Vodka
A Bulgarian company has begun producing a vodka that contains vitamins C, B1 and B2, honey, milk and other bioactive ingredients. The mixture allegedly minimalizes the possibility of a hangover . . . . According to the head of Vinprom, the vodka, called "Shock" doesn't even burn when flowing with full force down the gullet. The drink contains vitamins C, B1, B2, honey, milk and other bioactive incredients that help the body absorb alcohol, and therefore it helps reduce the unwanted side effects of drinking, wrote the Bulgarian newspaper Dnìvnik. This raises the question of whether the new drink even tastes like vodka. The newspaper is tactfully silent on that question. . . . []

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Behind the Behind
J-LoA TV documentary about J-Lo's childhood looks set to shatter her claims she had a tough urban upbringing. It reveals how she really grew up in a posh New York suburb and went to private school. Channel 4 (UK) will be screening the doc, aptly titled 'Behind the Behind', on April 30. [BBC] [via]

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April 29, 2003

Joe Millionaire Update
Sarah Kozer pics. [via RCB]

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Maxim Magazine Special Offer

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April 25, 2003

Excellent review of Radar
at 601am. Their web site sucks too.

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April 24, 2003

Dixie Sluts

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April 22, 2003

Cable News Hotties

Also check out Erica Stevens of Naked News.

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TV Watching this week
Tuesday through Friday night - The White Stripes will be on Conan playing a different song from Elephant each night.

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April 21, 2003

great 'guy advice' line
Caught part of Swingers again the other night. Everyone remembers the 'bear with claws and little bunny rabbit' quote. Another great 'guy advice' line for picking up the ladies: Trent: I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's *really* hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad man. You're a bad man, bad man. Swingers (Collector's Series) at

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Judge orders Polynice to get help for temper
Associated Press: Former NBA player and Jazz center Olden Polynice was fined $450 and ordered to get anger management therapy for yelling obscenities at a prosecutor. Polynice, 38, pleaded guilty Friday to disturbing the peace for the hallway confrontation with Holladay city attorney Lohra Miller when she was prosecuting him for a golf-course assault. Polynice was back in court Friday, a day after he finished two days in jail for assaulting the golfer. That conviction violated terms of a plea bargain Polynice made for a previous conviction of impersonating a police officer, his lawyer Greg Skordas said Saturday. "You may not chase a public official down the hallway yelling obscenities. It makes the community uncomfortable,'' Ward said. Swenson testified that he tried to apologize to Polynice about an errant tee shot by a member of his foursome, but the 7-foot, 250-pound Polynice pushed him, punched him in the kidney and spit in his eye.

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Is Playboy Past its Prime?
Playboy magazine, which once defined a certain kind of cool to millions of young men, is in danger of being left behind. [NYT]

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Looks like a good movie: Holloway (Maggie Gyllenhaal) has a few strikes against her when she applies for a secretarial position at the law office of E. Edward Grey (James Spader). First, she was released only recently from a mental institution; second, after one day back with her dysfunctional suburban family she has succumbed to her secret obsession - self-mutilation. Somehow, she gets the job anyway. Then again, Mr. Grey is far from a normal boss. They embark on a relationship together, crossing lines of conduct that would give most human resource directors shivers.
  • More reviews.

  • Update: Got a chance to watch this -- excellent.

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    Grand Theft Auto, multiplayer
    Is it true? From the site: "When Grand Theft Auto 3 was in development it's makers wanted to have a multiplayer function included in the game. Sadly and due to unknown reasons the multiplayer function was not implemented in the retail version of Grand Theft Auto 3. Although the feature was not in the product, the lines of code for the multiplayer were not removed. This opened possibilities for us to enable a multiplayer feature."

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    Baring it All
    Former underage porn star Traci Lords is baring her soul in her upcoming memoir. In "Underneath It All" - due in July from HarperEntertainment - Lords, 35, details how her abusive childhood led her to become a star by the age of 16. [Page Six]

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    Piazza's Shame

    Piazza confesses to a priest every time he gets it on with his playmate girlfriend. In other news, ODB is changing his name to Dirt McGirt. [NY Daily News via Gawker]

    Also from the Daily News: We don't want to rat, but "Sopranos" cast members are expected at the screening tomorrow night of first-time director Elia Zois' "Jersey Guy" at the Chelsea West Cinema. The film is about a local guy (Steve Parlavecchio) who hooks up with a Manhattan model and her high-flying Hamptons pals, and has to sort out what he values most.

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    April 17, 2003

    Submission Workout

    Mistress Victoria scolds a student in her 'Slavercize' class in New York March 20, 2003. Students at 'Slavercise', a class combining sadomasochism and exercise, get a physical workout by 'submitting' to the orders and whims of the dominatrix who tells them, 'If you don't keep up, you get punished'.

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    April 16, 2003

    Miller Lite Cat Fight Girls

    [from Stuff]

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    April 14, 2003

    Sports Quips
    Barry Zito: "I'm the anti-strip club guy. I don't like paying a chick a hundred bucks to hang out with me and act like she likes it and all that shit."

    Stuff Magazine: Any request a girl might make in the sack that you'd say no to?
    Steve Francis: "Get out of bed and go make me something to eat."

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    April 10, 2003

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    April 7, 2003

    More on Moore
    Comedian Dennis Miller on Michael Moore's Oscar speech: "He's going to wake up every day for the rest of his life, and he's going to tell us how he hates everything about this country except his right to hate it. And then we say that we love it and he's going to tell us what naive sheep we are and that he's the true patriot because he hates it and he sees all the problems in it. Yeah, right, Mike. You know something, if my yawn got any bigger they'd have to assign it a hurricane name, okay? Michael Moore simultaneously represents everything I detest in a human being and everything I feel obligated to defend in an American. Quite simply, it is that stupid moron's right to be that utterly, completely wrong."

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