St. Louis Cardinals slugger Mark McGwire, who announced his retirement from baseball earlier this month, believes there are only a handful of things that contributed to his success in the sport. Here's his list:
 Key #1: Andro:
Key #2: Jose Canseco
Key #3: Metrix
Key #4: Expansion Pitching
Key #5: Xenadrine
Key #6: Colorado
Key #7: Anabolic Steroids
Key #8: Barbra Streisand
Key #9: spinach – just kidding!
Key#10: New stadiums that are 200 feet down the right and left field lines
Key#:11: kindness and affection of bat boys
Key#12: Sammy Sosa's hot Latin lovin'
Luscious Rosenbaum in no way endorses the use of Hot Latin Lovin' to become a successful pro athlete.
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