Thursday, January 30, 2003
Joe Bondage
One of the three finalists in Fox's hit "Joe Millionaire" has starred in dozens of bondage and fetish films under a pseudonym, a Web site reported Wednesday. Sarah Kozer, 29, starred in movies such as "Novices in Knots" and "Hogtied," and a foot-fetish film "Dirty Soled Dolls," according to the Web site The Smoking Gun. The site said Kozer was clothed in her movie appearances, which included being gagged and hog-tied in a cheerleader's uniform. She also ties up other characters. Kozer, one of a trio of women still hoping to land "Joe Millionaire" Evan Marriott in the Fox series, was shown this week sneaking off into the darkness for a tryst with him. The series drew more than 20 million viewers on Monday, its biggest audience yet. Fox wouldn't say if it knew about Kozer's past before casting her. "We don't comment on the personal lives of the contestants," network spokesman Scott Grogin said. There was no answer to a telephone call to Kozer's Los Angeles home on Wednesday. The Smoking Gun said she wouldn't comment when reached by its reporter. Kozer's occupation is described as "sales and design" on Fox's Web site. There's no mention of her acting jobs, under the name Cindy Schubert, in Fox's brief bio. When asked "what is the wildest thing you've ever done?", she said there was a long list but picked backpacking in Morocco. "Most of my `wild' things involve adventure and romance," she said.
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One of the three finalists in Fox's hit "Joe Millionaire" has starred in dozens of bondage and fetish films under a pseudonym, a Web site reported Wednesday. Sarah Kozer, 29, starred in movies such as "Novices in Knots" and "Hogtied," and a foot-fetish film "Dirty Soled Dolls," according to the Web site The Smoking Gun. The site said Kozer was clothed in her movie appearances, which included being gagged and hog-tied in a cheerleader's uniform. She also ties up other characters. Kozer, one of a trio of women still hoping to land "Joe Millionaire" Evan Marriott in the Fox series, was shown this week sneaking off into the darkness for a tryst with him. The series drew more than 20 million viewers on Monday, its biggest audience yet. Fox wouldn't say if it knew about Kozer's past before casting her. "We don't comment on the personal lives of the contestants," network spokesman Scott Grogin said. There was no answer to a telephone call to Kozer's Los Angeles home on Wednesday. The Smoking Gun said she wouldn't comment when reached by its reporter. Kozer's occupation is described as "sales and design" on Fox's Web site. There's no mention of her acting jobs, under the name Cindy Schubert, in Fox's brief bio. When asked "what is the wildest thing you've ever done?", she said there was a long list but picked backpacking in Morocco. "Most of my `wild' things involve adventure and romance," she said.Posted by K-Cebo at 11:39 PM | comment
Wednesday, January 29, 2003
Celebrity nudity database
The Celebrity Nudity Database is promoting societal advancement with over 12,000 reviews of nude scenes in various films. Right now the site is featuring the 1977 flick First Love—where Susan Dey (better known as "Laurie Partridge") goes topless in a sex scene with William Katt. [via Gawker via Anil]
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The Celebrity Nudity Database is promoting societal advancement with over 12,000 reviews of nude scenes in various films. Right now the site is featuring the 1977 flick First Love—where Susan Dey (better known as "Laurie Partridge") goes topless in a sex scene with William Katt. [via Gawker via Anil]
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Sunday, January 26, 2003
National Geographic Swimsuit Edition
When I read that National Geographic Magazine was doing a swimsuit issue, I thought animals and tribesman in bathing suits? But actually its a historical tour of the swimsuit over the last 100 years. If this one is indicative of what's inside then its got to be good. Only problem is that the online selection isn't wonderful.
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When I read that National Geographic Magazine was doing a swimsuit issue, I thought animals and tribesman in bathing suits? But actually its a historical tour of the swimsuit over the last 100 years. If this one is indicative of what's inside then its got to be good. Only problem is that the online selection isn't wonderful.Posted by K-Cebo at 12:28 AM | comment
Saturday, January 25, 2003
Matrix Reloaded & Serena Fully Loaded
The new Matrix Reloaded Super Bowl commercial can be found here..
Serena Williams has jugs almighty.
Posted by K-Cebo at 8:00 PM | comment
The new Matrix Reloaded Super Bowl commercial can be found here..
Serena Williams has jugs almighty.
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INT. PAPER ST. HOUSE - BATHROOM - MORNING
Tyler and Jack share the cracked MIRROR. Tyler's clipping at his hair with blunt, ill-suited SCISSORS. Jack's brushing his teeth, spitting out pink foam.
IF YOU liked Maxim's article, or the First Amendment, send them a supportive email and let them know they shouldn't back down from such oppressive intolerant organizations in their quest to entertain us..
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Tyler and Jack share the cracked MIRROR. Tyler's clipping at his hair with blunt, ill-suited SCISSORS. Jack's brushing his teeth, spitting out pink foam.
JACK (V.O.)I presume that the above exchange may have inspired Maxim’s recent "Kick-Ass Workout" article. Apparently, however, the intolerants over at Tolerance.org (and several other organizations) didn't get the joke, as their article "Maxim(um) Mis-step: Taking a Jab at Gandhi" is listed under the header Hate in the News and includes the following quote: “It’s fanning the flames of hatred and bigotry,” said Michael Matsuda, of the OCAPICA group in Southern California. OCAPICA and other protesters are seeking a formal apology and calling for Maxim to donate funds toward tolerance education.
Fight club became the reason to cut your hair short and trim your fingernails.
TYLER
Any historical figure.
JACK
Okay... Ghandi.
TYLER
Good answer.
JACK
You?
TYLER
Abe Lincoln. Big reach. Skinny guys fight till they're burger.
IF YOU liked Maxim's article, or the First Amendment, send them a supportive email and let them know they shouldn't back down from such oppressive intolerant organizations in their quest to entertain us..
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The Getaway
Setting: London, perfectly recreated. Style: Cinematic. Story: 1) Mark Hammonds, whose son has been kidnapped and your job is to pursue the gang to get your child back. 2) Frank Cater. a cop currently on leave, who will not stop at anything to get what he wants.
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Setting: London, perfectly recreated. Style: Cinematic. Story: 1) Mark Hammonds, whose son has been kidnapped and your job is to pursue the gang to get your child back. 2) Frank Cater. a cop currently on leave, who will not stop at anything to get what he wants.
The Getaway is one of the best games currently on the Playstation 2, boasting an immersive story line featuring two different characters, and excellent visuals this should be one of the top games on your shopping list.[via GameFaction.com]
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Thursday, January 23, 2003
8 minute Dating: The Alpha Male in Action
It was in a private room at a big sports bar in North Dallas. I walk into the room a few minutes early. I sign up. I looked around and saw a few guys standing around by themselves and a some some scattered groups of females. There were a few feeble attempts by the guys to interact with the ladies pre-event. I got my 'date card' and turned around and left the room. I went and hung out on the other side of the bar watching Stars-Avs until the event started. No way was I going to stand around like some dork at a high school dance. I've done that before, in high school. When the event organizer was going over the ground rules I noticed that I could easily be THE alpha male in the group. There were a couple others but I was clearly the man there. I felt cocky, indifferent, and I knew once I mixed up that ideal combo with some old school charm I would be unstoppable. Read on...
Posted by K-Cebo at 4:34 PM | comment
It was in a private room at a big sports bar in North Dallas. I walk into the room a few minutes early. I sign up. I looked around and saw a few guys standing around by themselves and a some some scattered groups of females. There were a few feeble attempts by the guys to interact with the ladies pre-event. I got my 'date card' and turned around and left the room. I went and hung out on the other side of the bar watching Stars-Avs until the event started. No way was I going to stand around like some dork at a high school dance. I've done that before, in high school. When the event organizer was going over the ground rules I noticed that I could easily be THE alpha male in the group. There were a couple others but I was clearly the man there. I felt cocky, indifferent, and I knew once I mixed up that ideal combo with some old school charm I would be unstoppable. Read on...
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A day at the Porn Oscars
Reverse Cowgirl: Ol' Porn Journal has an entry about attending the Porn Oscars.
Posted by K-Cebo at 4:33 PM | comment
Reverse Cowgirl: Ol' Porn Journal has an entry about attending the Porn Oscars.
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Monday, January 20, 2003
Trade of the Week: Contract on Saddam
I recently wrote about why TradeSports.com is one of the coolest sites I've seen; you can now access my review here. One of the coolest things they have are the Saddam Futures. They have both March and June contracts. You bet for or against the likelihood of Saddam being ruler of Iraq at the end of those respective months. Read the description and then go through the trading demo.
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I recently wrote about why TradeSports.com is one of the coolest sites I've seen; you can now access my review here. One of the coolest things they have are the Saddam Futures. They have both March and June contracts. You bet for or against the likelihood of Saddam being ruler of Iraq at the end of those respective months. Read the description and then go through the trading demo.
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Sunday, January 19, 2003
I fucked Gisele
...and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
Posted by K-Cebo at 1:41 AM | comment
...and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
Geek couture provocateur Ken Courtney, whose web site featuring cheeky "I fucked [celebrity name here]" t-shirts is reportedly being sued by Gisele Bundchen over a shirt in his collection that says, "I f*cked Gisele." [boinboing]I want to know how Gisele Bundchen knew it was her?
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Friday, January 17, 2003
How to be a Small Town Slut
First things first, you have to give blowjobs... by Raymi
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First things first, you have to give blowjobs... by Raymi
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Let's Make Out
Miller Catfight Controversy Better yet... here's the commercial: Catfight.
Posted by K-Cebo at 11:14 PM | comment
Miller Catfight Controversy Better yet... here's the commercial: Catfight.Posted by K-Cebo at 11:14 PM | comment
Wednesday, January 15, 2003
Tuesday, January 14, 2003
Processing...
We are vigorously pursuing Amy Leland, the "blonde dell intern". Please drop a line on the message board if you have any pictures or additional information.
Posted by K-Cebo at 11:53 PM | comment
We are vigorously pursuing Amy Leland, the "blonde dell intern". Please drop a line on the message board if you have any pictures or additional information.
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Monday, January 13, 2003
Time Well Spent
The opening credits of '25th Hour' show still shots of curving bands of light. They start out as abstract forms and come more into focus until you're looking at still shots of the New York City skyline on the 6 month anniversary of 9/11 with the giant pair of light beams blazing upward thorugh the night sky in the empty space formerly occupied by the World Trade Center. '25th Hour' is very clearly a movie about post-9/11 New York. Its about pain, change, and the choices we make. Read the rest of our review....Rosario Dawson, Anna Paquin
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The opening credits of '25th Hour' show still shots of curving bands of light. They start out as abstract forms and come more into focus until you're looking at still shots of the New York City skyline on the 6 month anniversary of 9/11 with the giant pair of light beams blazing upward thorugh the night sky in the empty space formerly occupied by the World Trade Center. '25th Hour' is very clearly a movie about post-9/11 New York. Its about pain, change, and the choices we make. Read the rest of our review....Rosario Dawson, Anna Paquin
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Site of the Day
via Cruel: "Anne Marie Ballowe (Brooke Ashley) left the porn business in 1998 with several parting gifts: chlamydia, which could make her sterile; cytomegalovirus, which could eventually make her blind; hepatitis C, which has damaged her liver; and HIV, which could cause AIDS and probably kill her." More: Porn slide show.
Maybe we're missing something here, but if prostitution--that is the exchange of sex for money--is illegal in California, how is it that they're able to make porn films there?
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via Cruel: "Anne Marie Ballowe (Brooke Ashley) left the porn business in 1998 with several parting gifts: chlamydia, which could make her sterile; cytomegalovirus, which could eventually make her blind; hepatitis C, which has damaged her liver; and HIV, which could cause AIDS and probably kill her." More: Porn slide show.
Maybe we're missing something here, but if prostitution--that is the exchange of sex for money--is illegal in California, how is it that they're able to make porn films there?
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Sunday, January 12, 2003
Special Report
On an all new Fastlane next Friday at 8est/7cen on FOX Tiffany-Amber Thiessen makes out with a girl who looks like Jaime Pressley. What I mean is that I'm pretty sure from seeing the preview that the girl IS Jaime Pressley but I'm not positive.
Faux-grassroots marketing!: Don't watch Alias. Well, I can't tell you not to watch it because Jennifer Garner is so damn hot, but don't watch it because you read it on some message board to do so.
Chick Tricks: We’ve infiltrated a foreign culture that has harbored and passed down mysterious but enormously useful information through the ages. They are called women—and these are their secrets.
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On an all new Fastlane next Friday at 8est/7cen on FOX Tiffany-Amber Thiessen makes out with a girl who looks like Jaime Pressley. What I mean is that I'm pretty sure from seeing the preview that the girl IS Jaime Pressley but I'm not positive.Faux-grassroots marketing!: Don't watch Alias. Well, I can't tell you not to watch it because Jennifer Garner is so damn hot, but don't watch it because you read it on some message board to do so.
Chick Tricks: We’ve infiltrated a foreign culture that has harbored and passed down mysterious but enormously useful information through the ages. They are called women—and these are their secrets.
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Wednesday, January 08, 2003
how to get the hottest girl in the room and online
Reading articles or brain dumps written by women is key to your success in finding hot young females to fuck, and in finding lots of hot females to fuck, unless of course you're married and committed. First, Vanessa Grigoriadis tells us that internet dating gives women the opportunity to find no-strings-attached sex and more of it in The New Position on Casual Sex. Second, Halley Suitt beats us over the head with the fact that most men "self-select themselves OUT of the top drawer pussy" in Why Alpha Males Get Pussy Galore. We're not gonna spoon feed this stuff to you, read the articles for yourself. We will however leave you with this:
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Reading articles or brain dumps written by women is key to your success in finding hot young females to fuck, and in finding lots of hot females to fuck, unless of course you're married and committed. First, Vanessa Grigoriadis tells us that internet dating gives women the opportunity to find no-strings-attached sex and more of it in The New Position on Casual Sex. Second, Halley Suitt beats us over the head with the fact that most men "self-select themselves OUT of the top drawer pussy" in Why Alpha Males Get Pussy Galore. We're not gonna spoon feed this stuff to you, read the articles for yourself. We will however leave you with this:
"I have ads on all the sites," says a divorced stockbroker in his forties. "Usually, I meet women at Pastis, in my kilt. It's a quick way of separating the wheat from the chaff -- it lets you know immediately that I have my own peccadilloes. And it's oddly masculine in its own way." He recently took home a 20-year-old he met on CraigsList. "She left pretty quick in the morning -- I think she felt buyer's remorse. Oh, well, it was fun for me."So get started: Match StrictlyPersonal Jdate Philanderer Nerve Lavalife TimeOut and much more.
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Monday, January 06, 2003
the fine art of pornographic film
Looking for porn that reminds you of the days of depressing 2,4&7 on your parents cable box? The Operation is about as close as you can come. I saw this film on Manhattan's Public Access (had no idea what it was called) and found it simply amazing. Susannah Breslin calls it "hi-tech prOnography that elevates writhing bodies to erotic transparencies" or read Xeni Jardin's review. To order The Operation (on VHS) send $25.00 check or money order, and a signed age statement (21 and over please) to: RADIUS PICTURES / 818 SW 3rd Ave., #1121 / Portland, OR 97204 and let them know The Men's Room referred you... maybe they'll send us a copy.
Posted by K-Cebo at 11:43 PM | comment
Looking for porn that reminds you of the days of depressing 2,4&7 on your parents cable box? The Operation is about as close as you can come. I saw this film on Manhattan's Public Access (had no idea what it was called) and found it simply amazing. Susannah Breslin calls it "hi-tech prOnography that elevates writhing bodies to erotic transparencies" or read Xeni Jardin's review. To order The Operation (on VHS) send $25.00 check or money order, and a signed age statement (21 and over please) to: RADIUS PICTURES / 818 SW 3rd Ave., #1121 / Portland, OR 97204 and let them know The Men's Room referred you... maybe they'll send us a copy.Posted by K-Cebo at 11:43 PM | comment
Battle of the internet Babes
You tell us who should be the next Cindy Margolis and we'll try to make it happen. This week's match-up: Stephane from Sports by Brooks.com v. Darla from Stuff's The Women of 39th & 6th. Discuss
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You tell us who should be the next Cindy Margolis and we'll try to make it happen. This week's match-up: Stephane from Sports by Brooks.com v. Darla from Stuff's The Women of 39th & 6th. DiscussPosted by K-Cebo at 12:56 AM | comment
Saturday, January 04, 2003
for your edification
Dirty Pornos: Best of the Rest! by Johnny Maldoro
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Dirty Pornos: Best of the Rest! by Johnny Maldoro
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