July 25, 2003

Does this mean I have to vote republican?

I've been considering becoming an all-powerful, evil corporate empire (or at least a single-entity LLC). After a little research, it seems like a brilliant idea. Personal responsibility has been holding me back for way too long now.

As an incentive, they'll throw in a 'Corporate Tickler'. This seems to be popular in the do-it-yourself corporate kits, but no one explains what it is. Maybe it helps you laugh as you crush the dreams of the average man.

My first order of business will be to create a cash-generating scam... uh... I mean business plan. [09:10]  [ ]