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Texas Rangers first baseman/designated hitter Rafael Palmeiro is causing a sensation in dance clubs around the nation with his hit single "Blue," also known as "The Viagra Song." The dittie features vocals by Palmeiro and a cameo appearance by Kylie Minogue, who sings the chorus of "Git it up, Git it up til you can't git it up no mo'."
The song, which was written for Palmeiro by a scientist at Viagra maker Pfizer, has helped the player displace John McEnroe on the dance charts. McEnroe's "You Can't Be Serious! (The Rogaine Song)" held first place for five straight weeks, but has receded in the face of Blue's stiff competition.
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Kylie helps Raffy git it up til it cant get up no mo."
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Blue (The Viagra Song)
I'm up at bat, no doubt
My chica yells out a shout
cuz little Raffy ain't jumpin about
(Chorus by Kylie)
Git it up, git it up
till it can't git up no mo'
Git it up, git it up
till it can't git up no mo'
So I pop me some Blue
Smuggled from the ump crew
And let her narrate
As Little Raffy gits straight
Git it up, git it up
till it can't git up no mo'
Git it up, git it up
till it can't git up no mo'
We are all Oscar Mayers
Plump and hard
shooting straight
With my Blue, it ain't ever too late
Git it up, git it up
till it can't git up no mo'
Git it up, git it up
till it can't git up no mo'
Yeah.
You Can't Be Serious (The Rogaine Song)
Two tiny hairs grow round the outside, round the outside, round the outside
Two tiny hairs grow round the outside, round the outside, round the outside
Hair is back, back again, Hair is back, thanks Rogaine
Now the USTA won't let me play
Say I'm too old, ‘Slim baldie you're gay'
So I slap some Rogaine on my skull
Pull my luger on Tatum's druggie ass, life wit me ain't dull
Two tiny hairs grow round the outside, round the outside, round the outside
Two tiny hairs grow round the outside, round the outside, round the outside
Hair is back, back again, Hair is back, thanks Rogaine
They all love little Petey Sampras and Andre
who are doin' it with the ball boys and gittin Steffie and her bitch all hot
then washin the crap stains off Dre's shorts, oh he didn't just say that!
Two tiny hairs grow round the outside, round the outside, round the outside
Two tiny hairs grow round the outside, round the outside, round the outside
Hair is back, back again, Hair is back, thanks Rogaine
Now my big fat bro' Patrick McEnroe
No talent hack tryin' to ride on my back
You couldn't play for shit but soon you'll be lit (blunt)
Two tiny hairs grow round the outside, round the outside, round the outside
Two tiny hairs grow round the outside, round the outside, round the outside
Hair is back, back again, Hair is back, thanks Rogaine
Mary Carillo's dykin the joint the up, wearin' a plastic cup
wishin she had a magic wand so she didn't have to strap one on
Little Chris Everett I used ta wanna gore her, now her funbags droop to the floor and
I wanna ignore her
Two tiny hairs grow round the outside, round the outside, round the outside
Two tiny hairs grow round the outside, round the outside, round the outside
Hair is back, back again, Hair is back, thanks Rogaine
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