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Mike piazza bears all in an exclusive one-on-one interview with TwistedFans.com.

K-Cebos Satashi: Let's get right to it. Who's your favorite manager (besides Valentine) in baseball today?

Mike Piazza: I really admire Cox. Bobby has been big in Atlanta ever since he got there.

KS: But aren't the Mets and Braves bitter rivals.

MP: I don't let that affect my judgment. I'm a lifelong fan of Cox. 

KS: If you could catch for anyone in the league, who would it be?

MP: The Big Unit. He really brings it when he gets on the rubber. No one out there matches Johnson's intensity. Definitely Randy Johnson.

KS: How bout some of the younger pitchers?

MP: I'd have to take Wood. When Kerry's healthy he's as explosive as Big Train Johnson.

KS: Any other pitchers out there interest you?

MP: To be honest, there's not a pitcher out there I wouldn't get into position for except maybe El Guapo.

KS: Are there any up and coming batsman that have impressed you?

MPLance has real power, he can really drive them in. Berkman may help more guys score then even Hammerin' Hank this season.

KS: Anyone in baseball that you really don't like?

MP: Come to think of it I hate Bush. I had a run in with Homer at second base once and well, I just didn't enjoy the experience.

KS: Finally, is there anything that you’re especially looking forward to this season?

MPWithout a doubt the All-Star Game. I can’t wait to team up with all these guys. They’re a joy to play with. Hopefully, I’ll get the chance to catch for Randy and, of course, Lance will be there to drive me in.


Look for K-Cebo Satashi's interview next month with NASCAR driver Dick Trickle.
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