Letterman's Top Ten Shirtless Father And Son Explanations:
10. He was obstructing our view
9. Autographed Tom Gamboa baseball would be worth more if he were dead
8. We're sorry, you'll have to talk to our shirtless lawyer
7. You try staying in your seat during a White Sox-Royals game
6. Dr. Phil says fathers and sons form stronger bonds when they commit senseless acts of violence
5. When two shirtless idiots can't attack anyone they want, the terrorists have won
4. People do crazy things after nine beers
3. For generations, our family has proudly beaten first-base coach Tom Gamboa
2. Getting in shape for hockey dad season
1. Couple Mets players gave us some crazy weed, man!

Posted by kj at 12:21:52 PM

I've been meaning to post this for a while. It seems that everyone that comes to TwistedFans is looking for nude athletes... well look no further than the Naturist Journal which keeps you up to date on athletes from around the globe who've posed au naturel.

Posted by kj at 11:36:16 AM

Moss Update: John Canzano of The Mercury News asks what if Randy Moss wasn't a football star, but rather, a pipe fitter.... and would a trade benefit Moss like it did Ricky Williams.

Posted by kj at 7:49:04 AM

Fantasy Owners Outraged by Moss' Actions: Randy Moss spent the night in jail and is facing a possible felony charge after being arrested for allegedly pushing a traffic agent a half-block with his 2002 Lexus and only stopping when she fell to the ground. Fantasy owners are outraged, not at Moss' behavior in endangering the life of the traffic agent but that Moss would jeopardize their fantasy seasons by engaging in such reckless behavior. After, hearing that the arrest could keep Moss out of Sunday's game against the Seattle Seahawks, one fantasy owner known only as Dadevastatas was quoted as saying: "Now how the $*%& am I gonna trade this guy!"

Posted by kj at 7:16:23 AM

After hearing that ESPN.com Page 2 columnist Bill Simmons wrote that the Panthers were the worst 2-0 team ever, see Jumping to Conclusions after Week 2, Carolina's left tackle Todd Steussie quipped: "I guess that's why he's not on Page 1." Reported by Joe Menzer

Posted by kj at 1:30:25 PM

Fans Attack: Kansas City Royals 1B coach Tom Gamboa was ambushed by a bare-chested father and his son in the ninth inning of a 2-1 Royals win over the Chicago White Sox (you can also find the story on ESPN with cool pictures of father and son and a quote from Mike Sweeney: "Security did a good job cleaning it up. If it wasn't for them, we'd probably still be beating on those guys.'')(video of the incident can be found on MLB.com).

Kenny Williams, White Sox General Manager, inadvertently rhymes his thoughts on the incident: "Words don't express the sorrow when you look at a man and he's got blood on his face. All he was doing was coaching first base."

Posted by kj at 7:02:28 AM

Reality of Fantasy Football - Root, Root, Root for No Team: The surging popularity of fantasy football can be blamed on people who see no reason to watch football for football's sake.

Posted by kj at 8:24:05 PM