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March 29, 2004

Ouch, I did it again
MP3s of Britney yelping in pain, after she injured her knee while on tour in Moline, Illinois, are available on various fan sites, including and Snippets include: "I just went down ... Oh my god ... it hurts! You don't even ..."

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March 25, 2004

Bitchslappin' to the Oldies
Someone recognized Richard Simmons in the airport and yelled out: "Hey, everybody. It's Richard Simmons. Let's drop our bags and rock to the '50s." Simmons then walked over to the the guy and bitchslapped him in the face.

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March 24, 2004

It's All Relative in West Virginia

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March 22, 2004

Diet Coke is cool
because of it's high caffeine content and because the aspartame can kill you.

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IPods Beat in Heart of the City
Wired article on "iPods" search on craig's list.

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March 18, 2004

You're an Idiot
The latest from the Smoking Gun is that Donald Trump has attempted to trademark the phrase "You're Fired".

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March 17, 2004

Economic Hope
Buried in today's Time article concerning stay-at-home moms, I found this:
"With boomers nearing retirement, a shortfall of perhaps 10 million workers appears likely by 2010"
So for everyone struggling to find a job in the down economy, hang in there, you only have 6 years to go.

On a side note, what ever happened to the stay-at-home dads concept?

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March 16, 2004

Rest In Peace, Bob
Last Wednesday, the world lost one of the good guys. While working in Iraq, Bob Zangas was killed. Bob, 44 and a father of 3, had returned to Iraq after serving a 5 month tour of duty as a U.S. Marine. When his tour was up, he chose to return as a civilian and help create a free press.

Although I have never met Bob, it's obvious he lived his life trying to make our world a better place, and his excitement and optimism is envied. If you haven't already, read his blog, it's worth your time.

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Help Save Europe From the Communist (crabs)
Europe is in trouble, and only Americans will be able to save them! You see, way back in 1930, Stalin intoduced the giant pacific crab to European waters. For unknown reasons, they experienced a huge population explosion back in the 90's (just like Al Qaeda! Coincidence?) and are now taking over Europe one beach at a time! The crabs have already marched 400 miles along the coast of Norway, devouring everything in their path. Many think nothing can stop them... but they're wrong!

Never in the history of the world has there been a foreign problem more perfectly suited for American intervention. If intelligence reports are correct (and they always are), the crabs taste like the finest lobster. So I think we all know where this is headed...
"We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
We're just the guys to do it.*"
That's right, it's time to use America's natural resources to step up and fight the good fight for our allies! Forks in hand, we'll send the largest (seriously) army ever seen to reclaim Norway's coast. And when it's all over, Europeans will never again mock us as fat & lazy Americans!

[* All patriotic Americans know this quote is taken from "Animal House"]

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March 14, 2004

Bush Cheney '04 Campaign Posters
Bush Cheney Campaign poster gallery created using Bush site poster tool; I believe Wonkette was behind all this. [via]

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March 13, 2004

Y'all want a Single?
Korn's video for Y'all Want A Single takes place in a record store where Korn and consumers completely trash it in a violent frenzy interspersed with relevant questions about the music and radio industries current practices. There is also an MP3 remix of 'Y'all Want A Single' with words from Howard Stern regarding the FCC & Clear Channel available for free on their site.

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March 12, 2004

Wow...Vecsey being nice... ... his wife must have wrote this for him.

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Peekaboo Paris

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March 11, 2004

Vancouver's A Mess
On top of the Bertuzzi situation, they've got this to deal with - Meat from accused killer's farm may have contained human remains: Pork products processed and distributed from the farm of accused Canadian serial killer Robert Pickton may have contained human remains, police and health officials said Wednesday. Pickton raised and slaughtered pigs at the Port Coquitlam farm as a part-time occupation until his arrest at the property in February 2002, and police believe he gave or sold processed meat products to friends and acquaintances.

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googleDork (gOO gôl'Dôrk) noun 1. Slang. An inept or foolish person as revealed by Google.

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March 10, 2004

Karim's Big Day
"During batting practice on Tuesday, Garcia hit a home run that hit a fan on the head, requiring an ambulance. Minutes later, Jose Reyes hit a foul ball that smashed the rear window of Garcia's Hummer." [NYT: Police Note Incongruity In Mets Accuser's Report]

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Violence and Sports
So what do you think of the latest hockey-related violence with the Avalance/Canucks game?

Hopefully this is what was finally needed to show the world that hockey should be banned permanently. What a fucked up "sport." In its place, I'd like to propose a new womens' bikini basketball league with playoff seedings determined not by games won but by tickets sold.

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Some quick links
I so have to get one of these houses; it's just like the containers I used to live in off the jersey docks.

This Kleptones have released a mash-up of the Flaming Lips's "Are You a Hypnotist", Martin Luther King's "I Have a Dream" and Public Enemy's "By the Time I Get to Arizona" kicks ass. 4.7 MP3

Get Chris Rock's old cell number, hilarity ensues.

Simpsons-related Dear Abby column pulled.

infobotcom (aol IM game)

lego world builder (game)

Office plastered in Post-it-notes and Peeps

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March 9, 2004

Every Song On Radio Reminds Man Of Red Sox Loss
BOSTON—Every song on the radio reminds Red Sox fan Patrick O'Malley of the team's loss to the New York Yankees in Game 7 of the 2003 American League Championship Series....

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March 8, 2004

Hottest Female Athlete of '04
Heather Mitts, a defender for the U.S. National Team and the Philadelphia Charge of the WUSA. [via]

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Jessica Simspon
in the March 2004 Blender

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Where the girls are
Daily News reports that the Smut peddlers have gone West

The topless clubs' arrival is part of a transformation of the area west of 10th Ave. - one of the last spots in the city where adult businesses can operate with few limits.

1. Hustler Club 51st St. and West Side Highway.

2. Scores West 28th St. between 10th and 11th Aves.

3. Penthouse Executive Club 45th St. and 11th Ave.

4. Privilege 23rd St. and 11th Ave.

5. Legz Diamond 47th St. and 12th Ave.

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March 5, 2004

An Easy A
UGa Reveals Harrick Jr.'s "exam".

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Can You hear me now?
"Using a driving simulator, researchers tracked drivers after giving them vodka and orange juice until they exceeded a blood-alcohol level of .08%, the legal limit for driving in most states. The drivers had fewer accidents and quicker reaction times while they were legally drunk than they did when they were sober and talking on a cell phone."

Source: Yahoo News

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Find Britney's Nipple
You can begin your search here or here.

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March 4, 2004

Too important to pass up
  • History of the Penguin Yeti game

  • Play Yeti Penguin Baseball

  • cool new version

  • more games 2p@w: Samorost | heliATTACK 2 | Orbitz

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    no headline necessary
    With Help, Piazza Blends Baseball With Yoga: Bourell, 31, has no specific title and no permanent residence, but he is LIVING with Piazza at his house during spring training. He is working as his yoga instructor, nutritionist, herbalist, MASSEUR, healer and guru. Piazza, truly a superstar for the new age, calls Bourell "my yogi." More on Mike here.

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    cool site of the day
    StubHub: Sell or Buy extra tickets to sporting events

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    March 3, 2004

    The Fear Factor Diet
    New Nietzschean Diet Lets You Eat Whatever You Fear Most

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    March 2, 2004

    Presenter Liv Tyler, center with glasses, talks to script supervisor Jenny Stanley, center, as teleprompter operator Jurene Hogan, left, looks on during rehearsals for the 76th annual Academy Awards on Saturday, Feb. 28, 2004, at the Kodak Theatre in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Kevork Djansezian)

    I've been looking for this pic of the incomparable Liv Tyler for days.

    Here's Tina Fey in the librarian glasses at fubar.

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