January 30, 2003

Joe Bondage
One of the three finalists in Fox's hit "Joe Millionaire" has starred in dozens of bondage and fetish films under a pseudonym, a Web site reported Wednesday. Sarah Kozer, 29, starred in movies such as "Novices in Knots" and "Hogtied," and a foot-fetish film "Dirty Soled Dolls," according to the Web site The Smoking Gun. The site said Kozer was clothed in her movie appearances, which included being gagged and hog-tied in a cheerleader's uniform. She also ties up other characters. Kozer, one of a trio of women still hoping to land "Joe Millionaire" Evan Marriott in the Fox series, was shown this week sneaking off into the darkness for a tryst with him. The series drew more than 20 million viewers on Monday, its biggest audience yet. Fox wouldn't say if it knew about Kozer's past before casting her. "We don't comment on the personal lives of the contestants," network spokesman Scott Grogin said. There was no answer to a telephone call to Kozer's Los Angeles home on Wednesday. The Smoking Gun said she wouldn't comment when reached by its reporter. Kozer's occupation is described as "sales and design" on Fox's Web site. There's no mention of her acting jobs, under the name Cindy Schubert, in Fox's brief bio. When asked "what is the wildest thing you've ever done?", she said there was a long list but picked backpacking in Morocco. "Most of my `wild' things involve adventure and romance," she said.

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January 29, 2003

Celebrity nudity database
The Celebrity Nudity Database is promoting societal advancement with over 12,000 reviews of nude scenes in various films. Right now the site is featuring the 1977 flick First Love—where Susan Dey (better known as "Laurie Partridge") goes topless in a sex scene with William Katt. [via Gawker via Anil]

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January 26, 2003

National Geographic Swimsuit Edition
Order Now. 12 Issues for just $34.00. Photograph by Sarah Leen When I read that National Geographic Magazine was doing a swimsuit issue, I thought animals and tribesman in bathing suits? But actually its a historical tour of the swimsuit over the last 100 years. If this one is indicative of what's inside then its got to be good. Only problem is that the online selection isn't wonderful.

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January 25, 2003

Matrix Reloaded & Serena Fully Loaded
The new Matrix Reloaded Super Bowl commercial can be found here..

Serena Williams has jugs almighty.

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Tyler and Jack share the cracked MIRROR. Tyler's clipping at his hair with blunt, ill-suited SCISSORS. Jack's brushing his teeth, spitting out pink foam.
Fight club became the reason to cut your hair short and trim your fingernails.

Any historical figure.

Okay... Ghandi.

Good answer.


Abe Lincoln. Big reach. Skinny guys fight till they're burger.
I presume that the above exchange may have inspired Maxim’s recent "Kick-Ass Workout" article. Apparently, however, the intolerants over at (and several other organizations) didn't get the joke, as their article "Maxim(um) Mis-step: Taking a Jab at Gandhi" is listed under the header Hate in the News and includes the following quote: “It’s fanning the flames of hatred and bigotry,” said Michael Matsuda, of the OCAPICA group in Southern California. OCAPICA and other protesters are seeking a formal apology and calling for Maxim to donate funds toward tolerance education.

IF YOU liked Maxim's article, or the First Amendment, send them a supportive email and let them know they shouldn't back down from such oppressive intolerant organizations in their quest to entertain us..

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The Getaway
Setting: London, perfectly recreated. Style: Cinematic. Story: 1) Mark Hammonds, whose son has been kidnapped and your job is to pursue the gang to get your child back. 2) Frank Cater. a cop currently on leave, who will not stop at anything to get what he wants.
The Getaway is one of the best games currently on the Playstation 2, boasting an immersive story line featuring two different characters, and excellent visuals this should be one of the top games on your shopping list.[via]

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January 23, 2003

8 minute Dating: The Alpha Male in Action
It was in a private room at a big sports bar in North Dallas. I walk into the room a few minutes early. I sign up. I looked around and saw a few guys standing around by themselves and a some some scattered groups of females. There were a few feeble attempts by the guys to interact with the ladies pre-event. I got my 'date card' and turned around and left the room. I went and hung out on the other side of the bar watching Stars-Avs until the event started. No way was I going to stand around like some dork at a high school dance. I've done that before, in high school. When the event organizer was going over the ground rules I noticed that I could easily be THE alpha male in the group. There were a couple others but I was clearly the man there. I felt cocky, indifferent, and I knew once I mixed up that ideal combo with some old school charm I would be unstoppable. Read on...

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A day at the Porn Oscars
Reverse Cowgirl: Ol' Porn Journal has an entry about attending the Porn Oscars.

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January 20, 2003

Trade of the Week: Contract on Saddam
I recently wrote about why is one of the coolest sites I've seen; you can now access my review here. One of the coolest things they have are the Saddam Futures. They have both March and June contracts. You bet for or against the likelihood of Saddam being ruler of Iraq at the end of those respective months. Read the description and then go through the trading demo.

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January 19, 2003

Top 100 Sports Books
Sports Illustrated named their Top 100 Sports Books of All Time last month. I just finished The Last Shot by Darcy Frey (#70), recommended by a friend. Phenomenal book about trying to make it out of high school and into college on a basketball scholarship. "There ain't nothing in Coney Island for me no more!"

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I fucked Gisele
...and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
Geek couture provocateur Ken Courtney, whose web site featuring cheeky "I fucked [celebrity name here]" t-shirts is reportedly being sued by Gisele Bundchen over a shirt in his collection that says, "I f*cked Gisele." [boinboing]
I want to know how Gisele Bundchen knew it was her?

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January 18, 2003

Sports Quips
Insight from Knicks coach Don Chaney: "When you don't stop people and you can't score on the other end, you're in trouble.''

Comprehension of Chinese from Shaq: "Tell Yao Ming, 'ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.''

Perspicacity from Philly: "The Rocky statue outside of the Vet moves more than Brad Johnson."

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January 17, 2003

How to be a Small Town Slut
First things first, you have to give blowjobs... by Raymi

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Let's Make Out
Miller Catfight Controversy Better yet... here's the commercial: Catfight.

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January 15, 2003

Clearly Newsworthy

REUTERS/David Gray

Russia's Anna Kournikova wears a patch on her back during her second-round match against Justine Hennin-Hardenne from Belgium at the Australian Open in Melbourne January 15, 2003. Kournikova has settled one of the ongoing debates at this year's Australian Open -- the fabled tattoo on her back does not exist. Speculation has been rife that the patch covered a tattoo. Kournikova on Monday said it was just a heat patch.

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The latest issue of Maxim is filled with...
Swimsuit Pics.

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January 14, 2003

We are vigorously pursuing Amy Leland, the "blonde dell intern". Please drop a line on the message board if you have any pictures or additional information.

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January 13, 2003

Time Well Spent
The opening credits of '25th Hour' show still shots of curving bands of light. They start out as abstract forms and come more into focus until you're looking at still shots of the New York City skyline on the 6 month anniversary of 9/11 with the giant pair of light beams blazing upward thorugh the night sky in the empty space formerly occupied by the World Trade Center. '25th Hour' is very clearly a movie about post-9/11 New York. Its about pain, change, and the choices we make. Read the rest of our review....Rosario Dawson, Anna Paquin

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Site of the Day
via Cruel: "Anne Marie Ballowe (Brooke Ashley) left the porn business in 1998 with several parting gifts: chlamydia, which could make her sterile; cytomegalovirus, which could eventually make her blind; hepatitis C, which has damaged her liver; and HIV, which could cause AIDS and probably kill her." More: Porn slide show.

Maybe we're missing something here, but if prostitution--that is the exchange of sex for money--is illegal in California, how is it that they're able to make porn films there?

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January 12, 2003

Special Report
JAIME PRESSLEYOn an all new Fastlane next Friday at 8est/7cen on FOX Tiffany-Amber Thiessen makes out with a girl who looks like Jaime Pressley. What I mean is that I'm pretty sure from seeing the preview that the girl IS Jaime Pressley but I'm not positive.

Faux-grassroots marketing!: Don't watch Alias. Well, I can't tell you not to watch it because Jennifer Garner is so damn hot, but don't watch it because you read it on some message board to do so.

Chick Tricks: We’ve infiltrated a foreign culture that has harbored and passed down mysterious but enormously useful information through the ages. They are called women—and these are their secrets.

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January 11, 2003

Venus Wants a Place in the Universe
It's not easy being displaced as No.1, especially when it's by your little sister. No wonder Venus Williams is thinking about a new line of work.

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January 8, 2003

how to get the hottest girl in the room and online
Reading articles or brain dumps written by women is key to your success in finding hot young females to fuck, and in finding lots of hot females to fuck, unless of course you're married and committed. First, Vanessa Grigoriadis tells us that internet dating gives women the opportunity to find no-strings-attached sex and more of it in The New Position on Casual Sex. Second, Halley Suitt beats us over the head with the fact that most men "self-select themselves OUT of the top drawer pussy" in Why Alpha Males Get Pussy Galore. We're not gonna spoon feed this stuff to you, read the articles for yourself. We will however leave you with this:
"I have ads on all the sites," says a divorced stockbroker in his forties. "Usually, I meet women at Pastis, in my kilt. It's a quick way of separating the wheat from the chaff -- it lets you know immediately that I have my own peccadilloes. And it's oddly masculine in its own way." He recently took home a 20-year-old he met on CraigsList. "She left pretty quick in the morning -- I think she felt buyer's remorse. Oh, well, it was fun for me."
So get started: Match StrictlyPersonal Jdate Philanderer Nerve Lavalife TimeOut and much more.

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January 7, 2003

Gints Coulda Woulda Shoulda Had One More Play
N.F.L. Admits Error, Too Late for Giants: The Giants should have had one more play to save themselves from the second-worst collapse in league playoff history.

Holder Could Have Called a Timeout: Giants Coach Jim Fassel believes his holder should have called a timeout after New York's field-goal attempt was botched at the end of Sunday's playoff game with the 49ers.

Statement on last play of Giants-49ers game: Tam Hopkins, No. 65, of the Giants lined up as the left guard and was illegally downfield on the pass attempt. The three flags thrown on this play were for this penalty.

Guard Rich Seubert, No. 69, was an eligible receiver on Giants field-goal attempts. This was reported to the officiating crew prior to the game as is routinely done before every game.

49ers defensive end Chike Okeafor interfered with Seubert downfield when he was attempting to catch Giants holder Matt Allen's pass. This defensive pass-interference penalty against the 49ers was not called. If defensive pass interference had been called, there would have been offsetting penalties (ineligible receiver against the Giants and pass interference against the 49ers) with the down replayed at the original line of scrimmage, the San Francisco 23-yard line. Although time had expired, a game cannot end with offsetting penalties. Thus, the game would have been extended by one untimed down.

One additional note on the play: Allen did not have the option of spiking the ball to stop the clock, which only can be done by taking a hand-to-hand snap directly from the center. If Allen had spiked the ball, it would have been a penalty for intentionally grounding the ball and the game would have ended due to a 10-second runoff of the clock. (note: but he could've thrown it out of bounds or called a time-out)

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January 6, 2003

the fine art of pornographic film
The Operation (1995, by Jacob Pander and Marne Lucas)Looking for porn that reminds you of the days of depressing 2,4&7 on your parents cable box? The Operation is about as close as you can come. I saw this film on Manhattan's Public Access (had no idea what it was called) and found it simply amazing. Susannah Breslin calls it "hi-tech prOnography that elevates writhing bodies to erotic transparencies" or read Xeni Jardin's review. To order The Operation (on VHS) send $25.00 check or money order, and a signed age statement (21 and over please) to: RADIUS PICTURES / 818 SW 3rd Ave., #1121 / Portland, OR 97204 and let them know The Men's Room referred you... maybe they'll send us a copy.

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Crazy Wild Card Weekend Climaxes With Spectacular 49er Comeback
You could see it coming with each 49er drive in the 2nd half. It was like the boulder rollling through the cave after Indy in Raiders except this time Indy gets crushed. The Giants were completely helpless against the no huddle offense. I hear Sehorn is in the hospital getting treated for 3rd degree burns. T.O. laughed in the face of the Giants secondary until they completely lost their minds. Hey Fassel, you have three minutes left in the game, your offense has some momentum, you know your field goal kicker sucks, and its 4th and 1. Whatcha gonna do? Did you not see how the 49ers beat Dallas? The 49ers were salivating over the opportunity to do it again. The 49ers would still have been able to tie the game with a TD even if you made the FG. Are you playing to win or to not lose? Its the playoffs. Show some gumption. I won't even start talking about the absurdity of the last play of the game.

Cleveland at Pittsburgh. The Rust Belt Super Bowl. Another insane game. I'm picturing Don Cheadle doing a commerical for that one already. Cheadle going "One second. All the Browns needed was one second for a FG try." as Andre King stumbles desperately reaching to get out of bounds to kill the clock. The Cardiac Kids had finshed their season like only they could. Well, it is really a moot point who won this game because...

The Jets are going to the Super Bowl. The lesson they tought the Colts on Saturday was a thing of beauty (unless you're a Colts fan). Their offense is running with the precision, efficiency and power of a fine german automobile. Their defense is attacking like a starving pitbull. Look for Pennington to make mince meat out of a depleted Raiders secondary.

Oh wait a second. There was a undefeated playoff streak at Lambeau? Packers never ever ever lost there in the playoffs? They were playing a dome team? The dome team's young QB would feel privleged just to be playing there against one of the best QBs of all-time right? Hmmmmmm....think there might be a slight chance the Pack believed their own hype? You think these young bucks from the ATL might have had something to prove to a world full of doubters? I give the Falcons props. Nothing like making everyone shut the Fuck up.

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Battle of the internet Babes
Stephane from Sports by BrooksYou tell us who should be the next Cindy Margolis and we'll try to make it happen. This week's match-up: Stephane from Sports by v. Darla from Stuff's The Women of 39th & 6th. Discuss

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January 4, 2003

for your edification
Dirty Pornos: Best of the Rest! by Johnny Maldoro

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January 3, 2003

Articles to end 2002
  • Caple's Year-in-Review

  • ESPN ranks your city's 2002 pro sports year

  • Jeff Merron's Sex & Sports

  • Eric Neel's Sports & Culture

  • Darren Rovell's Business Trends

  • Being Darko Milicic

  • Who is voting for Vince Carter?

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