December 30, 2002

what 2 watch

Anna Kournikova 2003 Calendars only $15.99Tonight on ESPN or ESPN2 is the special on the Anna Kournikova calendar shoot. Also, Carmen Elektra and the Pussycat Dolls will perform on Letterman.

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Flavors of the Week

Current short list of women I would like to get to know better:
Jennifer Garner
Brittany Murphy
Christina Aguilera
Lisa Dergan (hot foxsportscaster babe)
Stephane (
Darla (39th & 6th)
The blonde intern from the Dell commercials
Michelle Branch
Jennifer Aniston

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X-tina v. Kelly

Have you heard about the Aguilera vs. Kelly Osbourne feud? Kelly is such a pig. An ugly girl who thinks she is hipper than everyone else and desperately wants to be pretty and popular. She would kill for Aguilera's voice and body. Why do I care about this at all? I don't know.

Rumor has it that Kelly walked into a party in L.A. that X-tina was at. X-tina ran across the room and threw Kelly into a headlock and screamed "You have something to say to me then say it now b*tch!" They were seperated and Kelly was hysterically crying and had to leave the party. Salon article Bella Online article Kelly on MTV X-tina in Maxim

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New Titles

Have you seen this new game from the makers of Twisted Metal: Black? Its called 'War of the Monsters' (Release: Jan 16, 2003 | Pre-order). They've replaced the killer cars with killer giant monsters like outta the old Godzilla style movies. It looks awesome. You can be giant lizards, gorillas, robots, etc. Sounds like Rampage times 100. Every environment is very interactive. You can smash buildings and pick up the smashed concrete and bash other monsters with it. The review said that a good head-to-head 2-player player monster fight can take around 20 minutes and reach epic proportions. Bottom line was if you can't have fun playing this game then you have serious issues.

Project Manhunt by Rockstar

True Crime: Streets of L.A. Spring release. Sounds dope.

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December 10, 2002

Cab Dispatcher: So what d'you wanna hack for, Bickle.

Travis Bickle: I can't sleep nights.

Dispatcher: There's porno theaters for that.

Travis: I-I know, I tried that.

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