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     Randy Moss spent the night in jail and is facing a possible felony charge after being arrested for allegedly pushing a traffic agent a half-block with his 2002 Lexus and only stopping when she fell to the ground.

     Fantasy owners are outraged, not at Moss' behavior in endangering the life of the traffic agent but that Moss would jeopardize their fantasy seasons by engaging in such reckless behavior.
 
     After, hearing that the arrest could keep Moss out of Sunday's game against the Seattle Seahawks, one fantasy owner known only as the Dadevastatas was quoted as saying: "Now how the $*%& am I gonna trade this guy!"

K-Cebo Satashi drafted Randy Moss second in his 2002 NFL.com fantasy draft.

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