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Issue #48

• David Robinson would be Yoda to Tim Duncan's Luke ("Rebound you do not, lose you will.")
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• Shaquille O'Neal would be Tim Duncan's father ("You will turn to the dark side or foul out!")
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• Kobe Bryant would be fluent in over 6 million languages and follow little Derek Fisher around. (Where are you going Derek? Pass the ball right here.")
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• Phil Jackson would wear a black hooded robe and call himself ‘the Emperor.'
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• Harrison Ford would be sitting court side with his Wookie friend Robin Williams.
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• Refs Hugh Hollins and Violet Palmer would be twins separated at birth.
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• The Staples Center would be the Death Star.

If other NBA Playoff finalists were to join the cast...

• Kenyon Martin would be Bounty Hunter Boba Fett ("Coach, how much you gimme for Antoine Skywalker's head?")
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• The Eastern Conference winners would be defenseless Ewoks. ("gurgle chirp chirp")
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• The Mavericks would be faceless, nameless, easy-to-kill Storm Troopers.
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• C Webb would be the gutless Lando of The Empire Strikes back. ("Shaq is big, there's not much more I can do but put my head between my knees and hope he goes away.")
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• Turkogolu, Stojakovic and Divac would be Admirals of the Empire, about to be killed by Shaq Vader for speaking English with foreign accents.
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• Steve Nash would be Princess Leia.