TwistedFans Space Monkey Marketing

First Rule of Space Monkey Marketing is you don’t talk about Space Monkey Marketing...

Homework Assignment 3: Misleading Hyperlinks

Replace random hyperlinks with hidden referrals to This assignment is especially intended specifically for hackers and techies overbored with having to maintain someone else’s pathetically uninteresting web site.  Here’s what you do:

  1. Identify an often overlooked Link on any page of your employer's website. Good examples include: 
    Back to Top
    b. Recommend this Page to a Friend
    c. Disclaimer
    d. Links
  2. Replace hyperlink properties with
  3. Enjoy! This unexpected transport will disrupt the normal flow of Internet traffic while ultimately providing for a good laugh when the tech support guy at your office starts getting flooded with emails from users who are confused by the disruption. 
  4. Forward >> Send this assignment to other Space Monkeys bored with their jobs, wives, cars, unemployed or just in need of something exciting to do.
  5. Finally, while engaging in steps 1-4 Repeat aloud to yourself  >>  "I am the all singing, all dancing crap of this world!"

Homework Assignment 2: Urban Terrorism

  1. Print Out >> promo flyer (MAKE SURE the #%*& yahoo! ad is not visible b4 printing) (also feel free to use work supplies, such as the copier (color preferably), printer etc.)
  2. Post Up >> again be sure to use work supplies such as tape, tacks, binder clips, whatever, etc.
  3. Hand Out >> Circulate, however, this assignment does not require you to pour liquid nitrogen into your boss's computer monitor so that it explodes when s/he turns it on. **Butch, please adhere to this instruction. We don't want a repeat of last time.

Homework Assignment 1: Rigging library pc’s to show
whenever internet explorer or netscape navigator is opened

  1. Open internet explorer
  2. Click Tools , Internet Options from the Toolbar
  3. Paste into the HomePage address area
  4. Click Ok
  5. Click Home
  6. Hide the Tools Toolbar
  1. Open netscape navigator
  2. Click Edit , Preferences from the Toolbar
  3. Paste into the HomePage location area
  4. Click Ok
  5. Click Home
  6. Hide the Edit Toolbar
Copyright © 2001 TwistedFans, LLC, ARRAWR.

 Newsletter Signup | Feedback | Contact Information